A man and his wife are at a high school reunion

At a high school reunion, a couple finds themselves seated near a captivating sight: a stunning woman indulging in gin with fervor at a nearby table.

The husband’s gaze lingers on her, prompting his wife to question his familiarity.

“Know her?” he responds with a sigh. “Unfortunately, yes. She’s my ex-wife.” He reveals that her penchant for drinking began shortly after their divorce seven years prior and hasn’t abated since.

His wife’s incredulous response echoes the disbelief of many: “My God! Who would imagine someone could continue celebrating for so long?”