An upset wife was upset because her husband spent all his free time at a pub. One evening, he decided to bring her along.
“What would you like?” he asked her. “Hmm, I’ll have whatever you usually get”, she replied.
So he ordered a drink and quickly finished it. As she watched him, she took a sip from her own glass and immediately grimaced.
“Oh, this is awful!” she exclaimed. “I don’t understand how you can drink this!”
The husband laughed and said: “See? You think I’m out having a great time every night!”