Once, a blonde police officer stopped a blonde driver and requested her driver’s license. The driver looked around her car and asked: “Um, what exactly are those again?”
The officer sighed and replied: “Oh, it’s the thing in your purse that has your picture on it”.
The driver nodded and handed over a small mirror from her purse, saying: “Oh, right!”
The officer opened the mirror, peeked inside, and then returned it, saying with a smile: “I apologize, ma’am. If I had known you were a fellow officer, I wouldn’t have pulled you over”.