Four men were waiting anxiously at the hospital, each awaiting news about their expecting wives. A friendly nurse approached the first man with a smile and said: “Congratulations! You’re now the father of twins!” The man was taken aback and exclaimed: “That’s incredible! I actually work for the Minnesota Twins!”
Moving on to the second man, the nurse happily declared: “Congratulations to you too! You’re now the father of triplets!” The man chuckled in disbelief and said: “What a coincidence! I work for 3M!”
Next, the nurse turned to the third man and joyfully announced: “Congratulations! You’re now the father of quadruplets!” The man was astonished and exclaimed: “Unbelievable! I work at the Four Seasons Hotel!”
Meanwhile, the fourth man seemed extremely distressed, banging his head against the wall. Concerned, the nurse approached him and asked: “What’s wrong? Are you trying to give yourself a headache?” The man looked up with a pained expression and replied: “No, I’m doomed! I work at 7UP!”