I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull

Just dropped a hefty $6,500 on this certified Black Angus bull.

Tossed him into the herd, but he seemed more interested in the grass than the ladies.

Started to think maybe I splurged a bit too much on this one. But, decided to call the vet for a second opinion.

Vet checked him out, said he’s healthy, just a tad green. Gave me some daily pills.

Within two days, he’s not just servicing my herd, but all the nearby ones too! Broke through fences like they were paper.

He’s a breeding machine! Whatever was in those pills tastes oddly like peppermint, though.